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She Terrorist

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She had adrenaline
And so she let 'em in
Took martial fighting courses
Looked up some online sources

Mailed out suspicious letters
To latter-day regretters
It's not the thought that matters
She knew, so she reset hers

Took lessons at Mike Tyson's
And got herself a licence
To shoot with loaded guns
At unoffending nuns

Went to Washington DC
Fooled all of the police, see
She wore a fake moustache
Took them out with panache

The president was not a fool
He saw her and he kept his cool
The vest he wore was bulletproof
So when she shot, it just went "poof"

He was a badass motherfooka
Behind his desk was a bazooka
First he charged and then he fired
When she dodged, he said "you're hired"

She had none of that bullshit business
She asked "are you dumb? What is this?
I ain't politically ambitious!"
He said "please! I'll do your dishes!"

But this girl knew no mercy
She threw a large knife to his face
And took a cab to Jersey
She had not even left a trace

She went home, watched a movie
Then ordered pizza via phone
She thought her life was groovy
She did the dishes on her own.

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from Zebrazombies, released June 16, 2015
Written by Zebrazombies.

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