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(Ah... yo... Schneeflocke
Ah...
We don't really work like that. Okay
This song is about some damn fine booty... and some bling
He's a really sweet... lovely man.
Together they are the booty... the booty and the bling.
Ah!)
The other day I found myself a nice booty girl
I made her mine, she was a nice addition to my world
Guess what I saw on her head when the hairband unfurled?
You guessed it, she had the most amazing set of curls
I provided her with the necessary amount of bling
Before, she was uncool; now we are queen and king
We be strollin' and bouncin' like it ain't a thing
On my right hand fingers I am wearing fourteen rings
I give her two or three of them as a gift
As a countermove she has to promise to get a facelift
I saw her facial muscles twist and shift
But in the end she agreed, I don't suffer of thrift.
Afterwards I showed her around to my homeboys and friends
They approved, she's corresponding to the current trends
One of them had a hard time to keep to himself his hands
He touched her booty, but that booty's mine
I shoot him in the head for which I'll probably get a fine
At the local burger restaurant we proceed to dine
People wantin' autographs have to stand in a line
Many of them have never seen so much bling before
One of them looks like a really poor blighter, I give him four
Four what? Four of my rings, and then he's shown the door.
Hiphop is the only music that we're listening
To, I appreciate the bass drum and a chicken wing
Only one way to live my life and here's the thing:
Booty and the bling, bling and the booty and the bling!
On my way home, lots of things happened but here's the gist
Gropin' my testicles like a REAL gangster as we kissed
Didn't feel too good, I might have to see a urologist...
...One of my balls is bidin' farewell, he will be sorely missed
All in all, a normal - might say typical day
Standin' at her door, she asks me "you wanna stay?"
I have to refuse so my response is "nay"
I'll find another booty girl with ease tomorrow, anyway.
(Yo... I'm-a let you finish...
But Kanye West had the best hiphop albums of all time... of all time.)
credits
from
Booty and the Bling,
released August 2, 2011
Contains interview samples by Damon Albarn and Marie W..
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